1. Barack Obama's first move as president will be a constitutional amendment preventing a Bush from ever being president again.
2. Henry Chase Hager and Jenna Bush Hager will agree to marry Barbara Bush, Jenna's sister, in a ceremony performed by Reverend Wright.
3. John McCain will endorse Viagra.
4. Once Obama is sworn in, Sean Hannity's head will explode.
5. Despite Obama being president, Republicans will still blame Bill Clinton for everything, and still make unfunny DNA and cigar jokes.…
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Posted on January 1, 2009 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment