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[Jim Hand]

Folks, we have two wars, escalating unemployment, shaky banks, Iran, North Korea and pirates to worry about to name a few.
So, don't you think we could do without stories about the California beauty queen, John Edwards affair and Bristol Palin?

[Steve]

Your paper doesn't report on any real news, so it's what you claim cannot be true. There is no unemployment; we have not nationalized banks, insurance companies, and auto companies. Hedge fund managers have not been threatened by the president, and his administration is not going to nationalize Health Care. There are no wars; there is only the Comedy Channel, Oprah and TMZ. That's how most get their news, and you reinforce this with each blog. If any of these things were real, you would be reporting them, or we'd see these issues presented by Jon Oprah, or Harvey Levin.